Greetings Friend

My name is Jacob Rintamaki, I’m an engineering student at Stanford, and I work for Elad Gil.
I’m fascinated by extremes, frontier technology, the allocation problem, and oceans.
I grew up in Cleveland, Ohio.

"Making a contribution to philosophy feels like etching your name in stone after 3000 years of suffering. Making a contribution to AI feels much easier by comparison, like there's a "discovery t‑shirt cannon" firing out a new breakthrough every 30 seconds.” — Paraphrased from an Anthropic researcher
“Even second‑rate physicists could make first‑rate discoveries.” — Paul Dirac, Nobel Prize winner, on the era of quantum mechanics
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"underground san francisco robot fight rave:" Twitter
The singularity will be banal. We will upload our brains to the cloud and I will be stuck in an IBM On-Prem workstation. Substack — The Flying Car Salesman
Curriculum Vitae: CV (PDF)
LockedIn on LinkedIn
Things I have done: Portfolio
There is still joy in the world despite the existence of non-rolled-up accounting firms: Highlights